Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?Ī: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay. Q: What did the doctor say to the midget? Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets? Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Q: What did 1 small person say to the other on a swing? Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? Q: What is the definition of 'pissed off'?
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?Ī: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells niceĪ: Because they keep stepping on the string! Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?Ī: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?